Woman takes a dump on shop floor so partner can make off with £400 worth of stuff

Florida: So, get this wild story from Polk County. A couple decided to pull off a crazy shoplifting stunt at a Family Dollar store. The woman, who’s now been dubbed “Ms. Dookie,” literally took a dump on the floor to distract the staff while her partner loaded up a cart with cleaning supplies worth about £400. Can you believe it?

They walked into the store around noon, and while the guy was busy grabbing items like Gain and Tide, she dropped her pants right there. Talk about a distraction! The poor employees were horrified, and it gave him the perfect chance to sneak out without paying.

The police have even released CCTV footage of the whole thing. The guy, “Mr. Clean,” was seen calmly walking out while the staff dealt with the mess. The woman was wearing a blue cap and a dress, and she seemed to be enjoying the chaos she caused.

After the incident, they hopped into a white Ford van and took off. The sheriff had a lot to say about it, calling it a pretty disgusting way to steal. If anyone knows who they are, the police are asking for tips. It’s just one of those stories that makes you shake your head in disbelief!