Why it should have been ME naked on Grammys red carpet with Kanye

London: It should have been me on the Grammys red carpet. Instead, I narrowly avoided arrest and public humiliation.

Kanye West and Bianca Censori surprised everyone with their bold fashion choices. Bianca wore a daring ‘naked dress’ that turned heads.

Back in September 2008, Kanye asked me out at the MTV Awards in Liverpool. I was just a gossip columnist, not a fan of his music.

After the show, I noticed a small man trying to catch my eye. I was in a borrowed D&G dress, feeling fancy, but I didn’t recognize him.

A security guard led me to the VIP area. I still didn’t realize I was sitting in front of Kanye West. We awkwardly chatted for a bit.

He asked my name, and I asked his. He didn’t respond. I was confused and thought he was being weird.

After some small talk, I asked where Kanye was. That’s when I realized I was talking to him. I felt embarrassed.

We chatted for a while, and I gave him my number. I was excited about the potential date. But then my phone battery died.

I spent hours looking for a charger, worried he was trying to reach me. When I finally got back to my hotel, there were no messages.

Clearly, Kanye had moved on. My chance with him was gone, but his story continued.

Watching Bianca on the red carpet was tough. She must feel the pressure of being Kanye’s wife. I hope she’s okay.

Meanwhile, Cher found love at 78 with a much younger man. Love knows no age, right?

Kate Middleton is changing the narrative about royal fashion. She wants people to focus on her work, not her outfits.

Gen Z has some strong opinions. A poll shows many support castration for sex offenders. They’re serious about morality.

Lastly, the Daily Telegraph made a silly claim about women needing marriage for power. It’s outdated thinking.

And in military news, troops are getting prescriptions for weight loss drugs. I’d prefer to see them fit and ready for action.